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Muff Mag 09

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remembrance, observance, ceremony, heros, special news coverage, flag decals… phooey.

the only thing groovy about today is the flag decals…

flag decals are cool…

*sip*

ya know why??

because they go on the bumper of our New Car!

ya gotta say that like they do on the mindless teevee game shows, New Car!!

yep, we just scored a New Car!  a bright red Toyota Echo thingy with alla the basic stuff and a stereo ta die for *dreamy*

So, I finally joined the realms of middle American white trash; I live in the burbs, I drive a New Car!, and I wear polyester to school/work *laughs*

But a New Car! isn’t enough.

I’m white trash now.

I want More.

ya know how when yer watchin’ those game shows and all the bozo wins is the New Car! how ya feel kinda,,,,cheated?

That’s right Bob, I’m willing to risk it ALL for a chance to spin the double fandago wheel of mayhem.

So, my wife has done a buncha nice stuff for some rich friends of hers, house sit, baby sit, that sorta thing, so they wanna do something nice fer her (us) and since we Already scored the New Car! they are instead gonna send us on, are you ready for this?

A Trip To France!!

That’s right Bob, the two of us will be flying in luxurious touristy comfort from New York for a week long visit in France.  We’ll be spending some time in both Paris and Provence.

he hee heee

is that cool or what?

too bad we can’t take the New Car!  the flag decal looks so spiffy, ya know?

oh well, this weekend we’re gonna take a little road trip up to Niagra Falls, break in the New Car! and see some more of the state… we hear there is gambling on the Canadian side, and it’s cheaper to get a room in Canada, soooo, the other night we broke open the piggy bank and discovered over 80 bucks in change in there *grins* a little seed money fer the machines…

*dreamy*

pretty good weekend, all things considered.

right now though, I gotta git my act together, no more waiting for trains, now I gotta go risk me life and fight commuter traffic *laughs*

so it goes.

rock on
Torbjon




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