Ruby and Romana were strolling through the streets of L.A.
Hoping to promote a view somewhere along the way
Strolling through the streets, looking for a disco
Passing up the treats from a kid named Sisco
Trying to make connections
With their blemish free complexsions
And just as Fate would have it,
They ended up with Sunset Sam

Sam was selling watches from a suitcase on a teevee tray
And Lucy and Romana were trying to figure out if he was gay
The three of them were standing, staring at each other
When a light behind their eyes blew each others cover
Their differances subsided
And a common bond was sighted
They were All from the Same Place
That made the famous Sunset Sam....
 

--Mike Nesmith--