Subject:
        lazyrelease
   Date:
        Tue, 01 Sep 1998 12:41:04 -0700
 

they just posted it today:  Summer Salmon Release Date (previously known
as BONUS) will be September 5th at the end of yer shift...

At that time summer salmon season will be officially OVER and the true
Exodus begins....

of course there will still be black cod and halibut to deal with but
who's counting?  *giggles*

Mike tooke me on a tour of the cannery yesterday... He's very proud of
his machines, as well he should be... impressive bunch of stuff, le' me
tell ya!

So, how to describe it... um, Willy Wonka meets Stephen King as writen
by Clive Barker... *shrug*  That comes closest I think.

At first glance it's kinda groovy, all this spinning things and big
hoses and pipes twitchin and groanin... upon closer inspection though
the spinning things are an assortment of rotating knives and the tubes
and pipes are full of mangled flesh or purieed meat, with heads flyin'
thisaway and guts goin' thataway and even though only TWO lines (they
have five) were runnin' Mike and I had ta YELLLLLL in each others ears
jus' ta be heard

At the same time the one line was pumping out over 200 pounds of canned
salmon A MINUTE and Mike tells me that that is SLOW *giggles*

Intresting place, ta say the least...
 

As fer me?  Well, Charlie will tell ya I'm Stressin *grin*  Tom sez I
needs ta ejaculate 'naturally' whatever tha' means... fucking I would
assume *shrug*  Karen sez I needs ta smoke a bowel... *sigh*

I'd settle fer 72 Bozo free hours all ta meself.

Last sunday was a day off fer most folks at the factory (not me, of
course *shrug*) but that afternoon when I gots home everybody tha' slept
till noon (or later) wanted ta come visit... cool, I'm flattered,
really, but I locked all me doors and hid... just didn't have the energy
ta entertain guests...
 
 

*sigh*
 

Ya, I know, the season is almost over fer most folks...

I still got a million pounds of salmon in the frigde ta deal with
though...

and black cod...

and halibut...

and all the other shit...

Oh well... so it goes.
 

Rock on comrades.

seeya around.