Subject:
        lazyletter
   Date:
        Mon, 01 Jun 1998 20:29:07 -0700

I Still Live! (sorta)

Jeezus the shit that happens...*sigh*

So, last Tuesday night, after pulling out the last of the herring and
about the time I should have been doing me victory dance that Fucking
plant that I'm allergic too decided to bloom and put me down for three
days!  (Athena tells me it's one of the grasses that grows around here
and how she and Karen were up at the lake some days ago and it was just
Yellow with pollen...I'm firmly convinced it's a spore from some type of
mold or mushroom just because I like the word 'spore' and I don't want
to believe that a mere pollen could actually make me that ill.  It's a
Spore, probably from the planet Mars, and it Hates me *grin*)  It came a
bit early this year, (probably the nice weather helped it along) and
caught me more by suprise than it normally does...

Tried to go in Friday but just couldn't make it so went home after a
half hour or so, and then got the weekend off (just because tha's the
way the cookie crumbles, ya know?)  That paycheck is gonna SUCK big
time, *sigh* and I kinda needed it too.

Tim was gonna let me have a few more days off too, if I wanted, but I
went in today to help defrost the freezers...

It's been a Hot Sunny day today.  Every body is in t-shirts and shorts,
except fer all the little teenage girls (who graduated from high school
last night,( Congrats Petersburg Vikings, Class of '98!!) ) THEY were
all wearing Tight Tank Tops, The Tarts... *sigh* I'm
old.................When I went to town to get a soda pop at break time,
and to the bank at lunch, there I was in my fur cap and layers and
layers of pants and shirts and big old boots, just BURNING up and not at
all happy to be dressed that way outside, and then everybody else
walking around practically naked with big old shit eating grins on their
faces looking at me like I was a lot crazier than I really am *giggles*

*sigh*

If Tom doesn't come back I'm thinking seriously about taking the
upstairs job this summer....sit upstairs in the freezers all alone and
stash totes of salmon like I did with herring....(he had a cute chick
fer a helper but I think I would need to be alone)....I saw more flesh
today in the few breif moments I was in town than I've seen in...over a
year...and it Hurt, ya know?  *snorts* ya sure, some of you laugh, it's
true tho'...Arron, one of the guys I'm defrosting with, he's a bit
younger than me and like most guys here horny as all hell too, (and he
gets out more than me so I don't think it's been quite so long since he
has, um, tasted flesh? drank deeply?...oh hell, fucked his brains out)
I come back with me soda pop and tell him, " man, you DON'T wanna go
into town right now..." of course he asks why, and I tell him and ZIP!
off he goes to have a peek, right? I mean, hell, natural response, like
a knee jerk when ya tap that bone just right *laughs*   We had Tons of
time left on break, and a power break woulda been cool, he coulda stayed
gone fer a while, but I kid you not, two minutes later he was back,
shaking his head, as ready as I was fer another dose of the
freezers...(ya ya, I know, 'cold showers' is an old wives tale...but the
fridge is COLD --even during a defrost--and it...helps...a little.

*shrug* I dunno...we'll see what happens.  Gonna be a funky year, no
doubts about it *giggles* he hee heee

Right now I'm late.  Five fucking days of the Blah really messed things
up.  Didn't fire up the computer the whole time, so just downloading
email took some Hours last night.  *laughs* then went to the pobox and
found the one little slip of paper that says I had too much shit to cram
in there would I PLEASE pick up my mail...I had to as Athena if she and
her flat bed pick up truck would be so kind as to help me pick up my
mail, ((No Shit!)) FOUR packages, enough magazines for a dozen doctors
office waiting rooms, a Sack of Junk mail, and even a hand full of
LETTERS (been a While since I've seen any of Those things! *Laughs*)

WAY BEHIND

Then I get all this stuff from the bank that's bothering me so I spend
the other part of me lunch and break dealing with them, and the short of
it is the automatic payments coming out of my account to pay the loan
fer this place got off by a month somehow somewhen so the money their
computer is pulling now is really for last month, includes a late fee,
and would therefore leave insufficient funds left over to pay this
months installment, AND, if I don't go into the bank and have them pull
another payment out of that acount, their computer will just keep right
on doing this and all my payments will be a month 'late'....Computers,
SHEESH!

Then, two of the packages I got had a bicycle in them! *Big Fucking
Grin* he hee heee heeee heeeeee

I
Got
Wheels!!!

The only tool I have here at home is like, a saw, and, well, two boxes,
one bike, ya, it's in parts, soooooooo,

Dan and Trina said they'd give me hand putting it together after work
*grin* (shop people, gotta love 'em) So after work they dug out a
million tools to find the four we needed and we (they((Dan)) ) put the
thing together and then some test drives and fine tuning and chit chat
and it was a little after 7:00 before I finally got out of there and
headed for home on me new bike (and for those of you curious as to what
kind it is, it's purple)

I HAVEN'T RIDEN A BIKE IN FOURTEEN YEARS!!!!   1984, ...god I'm old
*giggles*

Okay, aint much of a lazyletter, I know, but it's on the 'to-do' list so
there, I done it.   Couple more to-do's and then I can Finally sit my
butt down and Relax a bit. *grin*

Sorry so weird, Rest Assured it will get much much stranger as the
Season progresses *wink*

Jeff, welcome aboard *laughs* Okay, I will include you with the one
other islander I assault with these things on a regular basis...yer a
trustworthy sorta guy and I know where ya live *wink*  In general
though, I don't usually make it a habit of sending my thoughts and views
and gripes to the folks I work with, ya know? *grins*  But I ain't
hiding nuthin either, this shit is PUBLIC DOMAIN, okay?  Had a couple
people ask me already if they could use some of the crap I write fer
their own twisted little reasons *giggles* and me old man thinks I
should try and sell some of this stuff *shrug*   Someday maybe, not yet
tho'.  Anyway, gald ya dig 'em and rock on and all that groovy stuff
there *grin*

okay, I gotta go

Torbjon