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Lazy Feed 15
Just once in my life I'd like to see a Presidential Candidate that
didn't give a rats ass what the public thought or felt. No focus
groups, no opinion polls, no image specialists... a real Fuck You
candidate, ya know? *dreamy* yeah... "Fuck You" is as
American as it gets. How could you not LOVE a Fuck You candidate?
I want to see a candidate pull up to a gig in a gas guzzling
limo with this blaring so loud you hear it a mile away:
click me dammit
I want to see a candidate step out of the limo, no, swagger out of the
limo, flip the bird to the Fox news team, and head straight for the
Important Stuff: Free Eats.
I do not want to see a candidate kiss their significant other. I
want to see them French their significant other... deeply and
passionately. And grab some ass while their at it. With
both hands. Really squeeze them buns. Maybe even shake 'em
up a bit if the booty is good.
I want to see a candidate get asked a REAL question, a TOUGH question,
and I don't want to hear double speak come spewing out of their pie
hole. No, I want to see the gears turning. I want to see a
thoughtful pause while the hand slips into the shirt pocket and pulls
out a pack of Pall Malls. I want to see them light that cig with
a Zippo, take a big drag, blow out a huge cloud of smoke. Then I
want to hear the truth: "I Don't Know".
I want to see a candidate step up to the podium in front of thousands
of live people and millions of television viewers and say "We're
Screwed! Things are only going to get worse before they get
better."
The only campaign promise I want to hear is "I'll Do My Best."
I want a candidate who is Real.
I'm 43 years old and I have never seen one of those. Not now, not ever.
Come 2040 I'm voting for Nola. Until then...
Until then We're Screwed!
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