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Lazy Feed 14

I must admit that I'm a little tiny bit disappointed with the virtual non existence of my Fans.  Not that I have an ego the size of a planet or require perpetual praise or anything... but the occasional 'atta boy' would nice.  Actually, keep the 'atta boy', what I think I would rather have is the occasional blow job from some star struck groupie hippy chick... or two.  Hell, however many fit in my bed... maybe three or four depending upon their size.  

Size has never really been an issue with me.  I know a lotta guys get hung up on the visual aesthetics of a person.  Maybe they likes 'em big, therefore the little chicks don't get the time of day... usually it's the other way around but you get my drift.  

I'm more into the Soul, baby.  Make me laugh and yer in like Flynn.  Not entirely certain who this Flynn dude is, exactly, but with a name like Flynn yer in.  

I tried the Craigslist thing for a short while... That seems to work for some folks.  I'm one of those it didn't really work for *shrugs*  So it goes.  I actually posted my ads in the Library somewhere... hold on a sec...  ya, here it is...

http://www.torbtown.com/library/craigslist/index.html

There's actually a few good bits there.  At least, the folks that read CL seemed to think so.  Then again, they read CL so what do they know? *grins*

The main thing that turned me off to the CL scene was the people.  Pathetic buncha un-actualized losers the lot of 'em. *sighs*  Myself included.  Every now and then I'd find a post from some chick who Claimed not to be hung up on ages or aesthetics or money but invariably that claim turned out to be false.  Those things matter... A Lot...  and it's sad.

The Money thing especially.  Everybody is so freeking Obsessed with it, bah.  'In God We Trust'?  Gimmie a break.  Gold and Silver on the other hand, now Those things I Trust.  A Lot.

Oh well.  It's the fourth of July.  Happy Birthday America.  You made it another year.  My own birthday is in a few more days... perhaps I'll make it another year too...

Time will tell.

*sploosh*







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