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Lazy Feed 13

Still not there yet...  but getting closer... slowly.

Gig is...

I know what you want
I know what you need
You wanna see me suffer
And own my seed
You want me to kiss the leather of your high heel shoes
And lick the spaces that you choose
I can see folks reaching out for me
They want me to crawl (that's my destiny)
And then when it's over go back to my cave
Cause you're my master...
...and I'm your slave.

*dreamy*

ya, them was the days, ey?

And it would be soooooo freekin' easy to fall back into THAT again...

But I don't wanna.

Everybody is doing THAT now... used to be, in the before time, only a handful of folks had the smarts and the balls to do THAT... Now little Suzie Creamcheese does it.

mmph.

Fuck little Suzie Creamcheese and her MySpace poodle page, the freak.  

But folks flock to little Suzie Creamcheeses poodle page... hoping for a shot of webcam boobies no doubt as Suzie Creamcheese can't type.

And little Johnny Joysticks Blog, let's not forget that.  Johnny has no webcam as he is a pizza faced prepubescent puff ball of a marshmallow that smells like rancid bacon fat.  But he can type and string two words together and is very opinionated about life, the universe, and everything...

He just hasn't figured out how to masturbate yet.

And then there's me, see.  

I Know what you want...

And I Can deliver...

And whereas this is incredibly out of character for me...

I just gotta ask:

What's in if for me?

*sploosh*
twj




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