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Ever notice how it takes I.D. to get I.D.?  And to get a decent job it takes a permanent place of residence, but to get a permanent place of residence you need a decent job?  America is full of Catch-22's like that.  Say what ever you want but don't say that, go where ever you want but don't go there, do what ever want but don't do that, etc.  Crazy stuff comrade.

There are, however, a few exceptions.  Case in point the IRS.  See, I've been without I.D. for a while now.  As far as "the grid" is concerned, I don't exist.  Can't get a job, can't check into a hotel, buy a car, rent an apartment, open a bank account...  I'm a nobody.  A real commie pinko Nobody.

But not to the IRS.  They KNOW exactly who I am, where I am, and how much I Owe them *laughs*  Not only that, they are More than willing to throw my sorry butt in jail if I don't cough up the dough.  Oh ya, they Know who I am and can "prove" it, too...

Same with the Jury Duty people, they Know alright.  They are so positive in their convictions as to my identity that they will throw me in jail for contempt of court if I don't play ball with them...

NOBODY else on the face of this planet knows who I am... but They do.

Gig is, They won't let the I.D. people, the Job people, the Bank people (or anybody else for that matter) in on Their little secret.  *grins*

Crazy.

God Bless America.

*sploosh*




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