Lazy Men
Hey comrades,
This is the seventh in the Lazy series... Which means they will
probably start
deleting these. And since I won't repost old ones you might wanna drop
me a
line and request a link to the ones I have archived on my site so you
can stay
in the loop... or not *shrugs* It's your nickel.
So, I don't know about other guys, but I actually poke through the
other 'men
seeking women' ads here on craigslist. Just curious what types of bait
the
other bozos are using, what type of tackle, what waters they are
setting their
traps in... it's an old habit.
Just saw an ad from a guy that almost killed me. It had the line in it
"great
person inside and outside" (meaning himself) followed by the line
"please no gay
or transexual get the fuck off my page" *Bursts Out Laughing!!*
I'm sorry, so a 'great person' is an ignorant, arrogant, homophobic
asshole? I see....
Soooooo glad I'm not a 'great person'. I'll stick to being a dweeby
puss, thanks.
Then he posts a couple of pictures; a head shot of a nice, angry,
scowling dude,
and an upper body shot showing the six pack gut and beefy arms (and
still angry
and scowling face... is that supposed to be tough or something? Are
smiles
uncool? blah)
I've seen the body before, we all have. It comes from the gym. I'm sure
a
lotta folks like that sort of thing, I don't have any respect for it
myself. I
have a hard time respecting anybody who burns alla those calories and
has
nothing Real to show for it, ya know? Stack some fire wood, build a
house, feed
the world... Do something USEFUL and HELPFUL with those calories.
I know I know, you live in the city. So? Clean the park. Pick up some
trash.
Scrub graffiti offa the walls. Help a single mom with some chores.
What, you
too much of a Man to pick up some garbage? Oh, I forgot. There might be
Bugs
in there *rolls eyes*
Gig is, we'd get a lotta those no-necks each summer back on the rock...
Tough
guys with the gym body. They couldn't hack it. A 50 year old 90 pound
Fillipina chick could hack it, but not the no-necks. Newbies start out
on the
slime line. The job was to just stand there, holding a spoon that
weighs less
than your dick (assuming you have one, of course) and to scrape the
blood line
out of salmon as the march down the line... basically just a jacking
off motion....
So, just Stand There and Jack Off dude. That's the job. For fourteen
hours a day *shrugs*
In general it was the no-necks that whined the most. Maybe they spent
too much
time in the gym and not enough time masturbating or something, I dunno.
Since moving here I've overheard snippets of bragging by no-necks...
how much
they can bench press (not as much as a nice Halibut) or how many reps
they can
do (less than half a Soki van)
*ponders*
A Soki van doesn't mean squat to you, does it? Um, the short of it is:
800
boxes, each weighing 55 pounds, hand stacked in a van, in less than two
hours
*shrugs* I did that for years. Never got buff though. Strong? Yes.
Buff?
Nope.
Guys? Want a foo foo body that can't hack it? Go to the gym.
Wanna be a God? Get a job.
The little one is waking up... which means I gotta go
Rock on