Lazy Ages
This is the twentieth in
the Lazy series. The others are
getting
deleted from
CL. If you would like to read the others, drop me a line and
I'll send
you the
link to the ones I have archived on my site.
FYI: Just because you request the link that does NOT mean you
wanna
bang me,
have me spam you incessantly, be buddy buddies, or even like
me. It
means you
want the link. I'll send it to you, and that, comrade, will
be That.
Note: For some reason Some aol addresses won't accept email
from me,
not all, just some *shrugs*
If you happen to be one of those people and you didn't get your link,
maybe set up a gmail account
or something?
And if I could get the intro any shorter, you Know I would...
Onward.
*sips*
So, whereas I normally Troll For Chicks, sometimes I do indeed actually
Surf for them, too... I poke around in Casual Encounters
(never a dull moment there) or the W4M section...
And I see these ads... and the chicks list what they are looking for
(which is ME *laughs*) but they don't list an age... both their own
and/or what they are looking for...
So I reply, (after all, they want ME)
Usually I don't hear back *shrugs* Occasionally I do (see
Lazy Grumph)
More often than not though, the reply is from some '20 something' chick
telling me what a dirty old man I am, she's young enough to
be my daughter, I should be ashamed, etc. etc. blah blah blah
*roll eyes*
Well, How The Hell Was I Supposed To Know?? *laughs*
Honestly, if
it's That freekin' important, a few extra key strokes in the
ad saying as such ain't alla that hard now, is it?
I tend not to pay too much attention to the age thing, or the body
thing.... I'm more into the person than the package or how
many
years you've been wasting away on this rock.
But it seems to be rather important to a Lot of folks.
So, once again, just for the record, I'm 42 *shrugs*
*sips*
ya, that didn't mean much to me, either... I hear 42 and the
first
thing that pops into My pointy little head is The Ultimate Answer to
Life, the Universe, and Everything, not OLD FART, but tha's just me.
A while back some chick asked for the link, we got to exchanging
emails.... turns out she's about ten years older than me
*shrugs*
Considering how much she makes me smile and laugh, I could care less,
be twice my age for all I care, just keep the giggles comin'
'cause it's FUN.
I'm about ten years older than my ex... neither of us ever had any
problems with that... Other problems, sure, but not age ones...
Back on the rock I was having a very nice summer fling with a real
cutie... could NOT believe she picked ME outta alla the guys
there were to choose from.
But she picked me, and things were going GREAT... real hot and heavy
for over a month...
Then she found out / figured out that I was about fifteen years older
than she was... wasn't hiding my age or anything, it just never
came up in conversation, I never asked hers, she never asked mine... it
didn't seem to matter. *shrugs* Summer Fling.
But she did the math, figured it out, and FLIPPED Big Time *sighs*
What The Fuck is with that?
One day we were the best of buddies, laughing, playing, exploring the
island, Tons O' Fun even outside of the hot and heavy stuff...
Next day *poof* wouldn't even talk to me... hell, wouldn't even look me
in the eye! *sighs*
Kinda sad, actually...
*sips*
Try not to get too hung up on the numbers folks... If the
magic
is there, Who Cares? Don't even Try to figure it out...
It's MAGIC.
rock on