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Lazy Afternoon


So this is the second one of these.  The first one was called Lazy Hello and I would recommend reading that one first.  If it's not on CL anymore then drop me a line, I've got it (and this and any future ones) archived on my site and I'll send you the link.

It's 4:20 in the afternoon in my part of the world.  Nice time of day.  For those of you who don't know what that means, don't worry about it, you'll pick it up sooner or later.

As you may recall, before moving to New York I lived on a rock in Alaska.  A rock.  Fulla guys.  In the middle of Nowhere.

Along with there not being enough women on the island, there also wasn't enough grass on the island.  There would be dry spells and those spells where harsh on everybody.  I've tried (more than once) to be an alcoholic, but it just doesn't suit me.  I don't react well to booze.  Grass suits me though.  I'm not one of those people who smokes a joint and then drool their sorry ass into the sofa for the rest of the day.  I actually seem to be rather articulate and productive and safe under the influence of that particular vice *shrugs*  Well, I got good grades in school and I walked away from ten years of high risk employment with alla my fingers and toes intact whereas some of my comrades Didn't (hangovers, *tsk tsk* they'll gitcha every time)

Not an advocate for NORMAL here, wouldn't dream of pushing the crap off onto anybody (especially kids) but for ME it's the beer of choice *shrugs*  Got a problem with that then take a hike.

The stuff has been a part of my life in some way since I can remember.  I am, after all, a product of the sixties, ya know?  It's always been around no matter where I went, and I've been to some pretty funky places, lemme tell ya.  I thought rock in Alaska was going to be BAD, but it wasn't.  Sure, there were dry spells from time to time, they always seem to last forever when you're In one, but they never lasted more than a few months and it's Good to dry out from time to time...

I thought moving to New York was going to be the cats meow.  People!  Chicks!! Pot delivered to your door 24/7!!!  *bursts out laughing!*  Ya, well, Maybe if you're a rock star or something.  Old Poor White Guy?  Forget it.  Kids here won't even give me the time of day, and the adults aren't much better *sighs*  I would have to say that the lack of grass has probably been the single most depressing thing about being here these past seven years.

YES, having my wife tell me she no longer wants to be with me was Incredibly Depressing, but that was just one bombshell and we are working past that in a healthy way...

No, the lack of grass thing is perpetual.  Bareable when you're broke (which is most of the time)  Frustrating as all hell on those rare occasions when you have a few coins to rub together and No One will talk to you *sighs*

Then there's the moving thing... since moving here I've lived in Brooklyn, Manhattan, a little town up the Hudson called Cold Spring, Queens, and now I'm across the river in some place called Guttenberg (what were they Thinking?  What, was this place a meat house way back when or something?)  Right about the time I start to settle into a neighborhood and the locals start to recognize me and realize that I'm just a 'mostly harmless' dude, Whamo, we move and once again I'm the new kid in town *sighs*

So it goes, ey?

*sip*

High octane coffee, mmmm, gotta love it.

I got my first (and so far only) reply to my CL Lazy venue today... Sure I replied *shrugs* why not?  Gotta at least give 'em a hearty Congrats! for being the first, right?  As near as I could tell from the scant info I got she struck me to be someone like my wife ie. someone who has been surfing CL for a good while now and knows the ropes, no stranger to dating, etc.  I doubt anyone like that is gonna want to waist time on a newbie like me but who can tell?

I'm in no hurry.

*ponders*

Not a lot in this one other than the fact that I like to inhale from time to time, huh? *shrugs* Sorry 'bout that.  Tune in next time, gods only know what I'll write then ('cause I sure as hell don't *grins*)

rock on