Lazy Grumph
This is the nineteenth
in the Lazy series. The others are
getting
deleted from
CL. If you would like to read the others, drop me a line and
I'll send
you the
link to the ones I have archived on my site.
FYI: Just because you request the link that does NOT mean you
wanna
bang me,
have me spam you incessantly, be buddy buddies, or even like
me. It
means you
want the link. I'll send it to you, and that, comrade, will
be That.
Note: For some reason Some aol addresses won't accept email
from me,
not all, just some *shrugs*
If you happen to be one of those people and you didn't get your link,
maybe set up a gmail account
or something?
And if I could get the intro any shorter, you Know I would...
Onward.
Careful whatcha ask for...
'Cause, you see, I don't just write these things... I read through the
chicks lookin' fer dicks section, too.
*sips*
A short time ago I saw one where some chick was lookin' for some dude
who was 'intelligent, successful, and independent'
*preens*
Well, that's me in a nutshell *laughs*
So I sent her a note *shrugs*
She wrote back and read me the riot act *sighs*
Apparently 'intelligent' means you bought some letters to go after your
name from some school somewhere... I never did that.
'Successful' means you got bucks in the bank... I don't.
And 'Independent' means you ain't currently married.... I am *shrugs*
*sips*
Normally I'd just blow off a numbnut like that and be Done with it...
But, she was just condescending enough, just full of herself enough,
and the timing was such that... well..
*sips*
Ya, I glazed her. Ripped her a new sphincter, Alaska
style.... which, apparently, she LIKED, because a dialog ensued.
Turns out this ninny has NEVER left NYC in her LIFE, HATES her job, and
has walked out or been kicked out (I suspect
the latter) of not one, not two, but Three marriages *rolls eyes*
Folks ask why I'm not specific as to what I'm looking for here on CL or
why I don't ask a lotta questions in my more
private emails to them...
The above mentioned ninny is why.
If SHE'S a prime example of an 'independent, intelligent, successful'
female...
then give me a dependent moronic failure any day.
I gotta go
rock on people... and if I ain't here tomorrow, happy fourth.