Lazy Failure
This is the sixteenth in
the Lazy series. The others are
getting
deleted from
CL. If you would like to read the others, drop me a line and
I'll send
you the
link to the ones I have archived on my site.
FYI: Just because you request the link that does NOT mean you
wanna
bang me,
have me spam you incessantly, be buddy buddies, or even like
me. It
means you
want the link. I'll send it to you, and that, comrade, will
be That.
Note: For some reason Some aol addresses won't accept email
from me,
not all, just some *shrugs*
If you happen to be one of those people and you didn't get your link,
maybe set up a gmail account
or something?
Onward...
So,
I could tell you how brilliant I am, or just show you this clip from
our candlemaking comrade:
"Brilliant.
Fucking Brilliant.
Craigslist, I would NEVER have
thought of it in a million years, but the bastard's got it right, and
I've gotta applaud him for it.
I'm NOT going to tell you who I'm
talking about, because I'm not going to blow up his spot, because I
respect his idea WAY
too much, but... c'mon now.
Brilliance. Sheer fucking brilliance."
(so, you think he is jealous? *laughs*)
Or I could tell you how hot I am and then make some lame AC joke..
Or I could tell you how cool I am and make some other lame AC joke...
Or I could just dip into the bag of Alaska stories and lay one on you...
But what I'm gonna do is tell you what a failure I am *sighs*
So, I was supposed to meet this hot Russian chick for coffee the other
day.. that's all, just meet, have something to drink,
chit chat, nothing too demanding or stressful, right?
I was pretty amped about it, too... so amped in fact that I went
early...
and in the process of waiting I grew more and more self conscious, got
more and more nervous, until finally, about a half hour
before 'pay day' I freeked out and ran away *sighs*
no, really, Freeked Out and Ran Away....
ME, the guy who has kicked a grizzly bear in the face, ran screaming
from a starbucks like a little girl and didn't stop
running until I was safe in my basement, crying like a baby *shrugs*
Pretty cool, huh? *laughs*
Ya, Alaskans ain't so tough...
But how many guys on craigslist are gonna tell ya what chicken shits
they Really are?
rock on