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Lazy Love

Okay, this is the twelfth in the Lazy series.  The others are getting deleted from
CL.  If you would like to read the others, drop me a line and I'll send you the
link to the ones I have archived on my site.

FYI:  Just because you request the link that does NOT mean you wanna bang me,
have me spam you incessantly, be buddy buddies, or even like me.  It means you
want the link.  I'll send it to you, and that, comrade, will be That.

Onward.

So, no one liked Squirrelfriend, huh?  Bummer.  Thought it was a good bit myself...

But I'm a busted chromosome so what do I know? *laughs*

*sip*

Now I know that time and distance seem to soften the shittier parts of our memories and we tend to
only remember 'da good parts' but for the most part the rock Really was a good place for me.

Again, the main reason I left that place was due to the decided lack of women.

Having said that, that does NOT mean there were NO women there.  Far from it.

Alaskan women are a special breed, unlike any I've met anywhere in my travels, (and I Have been
around the block a few times).  The first Real Woman I met up there was a chick named Vera.  I owe her
my life and love her dearly.  She rescued me from the slime line (a fait worse than death) and
began my career as a trayer.

*ponders*

Traying doesn't mean squat to you, huh?  Brief run down...

Fish come into the factory, they are Headed, their Bellies are slit open, the guts are Pulled out, the blood
and Slime is cleaned out of the cavity, they are Graded, they are Scaled (ya, that one got me too, it has
nothing to do with the scales of a fish, this is where they are weighed on a Scale) they are put on Trays,
the trays are then Pulled into a Blast Freezer, once frozen they are Glazed, Packed, and Shipped to NYC
for rich fucks to spend way too much money on *shrugs*

Vera didn't pick me to tray because I was cute, charming, witty, and oh so sexy, no.  She picked me because
I was kinda tall and you need to be tall to reach the top tray.

Compared to the slime line traying was ten times more work and a million times better (in my book)  Slime line
you are chained to, you Can't move around.  One spot, all day (and most of the night), repetitive motion....

Crazy making.

Traying you get to move around some, take a step here, a step there, bend over, stand up... heaven.

Vera stuck me on the number two table.  Number ones are the good stuff, number two fish are less than stellar....
mushy, shark bites, over zealous head cut, Something is Wrong with them.

Remember the pattern?  After the slime line came the graders?  Ya, Graders would look at each and every fish and
determine if it was a number one or a number two (or, *shudders* a number three... we won't go there)  If it was a number
one then it went down a chute to the scalers and so on...

A number two, though, THAT didn't go down the chute.... it went over the shoulder, right  in the face of whatever poor
schmuck they got stuck doing number twos that season....

That was me, see.  New guy on the crew.  And that was when I met the next two loves of my life; Gracy, who had all the
charms and grace of a bulldog, and Karen, what this board would affectionately call a BBW... a BBW with an arm
of steal.  She could huck a fish like there was no tomorrow...

She also seemed to have eyes in the back of her head, 'cause no matter Where I was standing, she always managed
to nail me square in the face.

By the end of the first season I loved these women dearly... not fuck your brains out love, but the bust your left nut
to pull your fat out of the fire love, stay up all night holding your hand because the idiot cable guy ran over your dog with his
truck love, sift through the smoldering remains of your house looking for any memories which may have survived love...

And still, all these years and all these miles later know where you live and stay in touch love...

People?  You wanna snag a Good Man?  On who will Be There when it really matters? 

Go buy a few nice big fat raw fish and smack that guy you have your eye on upside the head...

If he doesn't sue you then he's the ONE. 

Rock on